God’s game

What if the laws of physics keep changing with time? And by changing with time, I don't mean just a continuous evolution of fundamental constants (like what Dirac proposed). Here I consider a hypothetical situation where the universe is a game being played between its creator and the contained "intelligent" creations. In short I am going to take the anthropic principle to a ridiculous level. The laws of physics are the way they are because some one believed them to be that way and managed to convince others that they were so. Physicists be warned, only philosophers should consider the following seriously. (To me it is a joke).

In the beginning, only the earth existed, surrounded by a sphere called the sky, on which stars and the sun used to revolve daily, moving on projections of epicycles onto that sphere. When people started charting the stars and started discovering some patterns, the creator became more careful, lest it make mistakes in moving the planets on the sky. So it receded the sky to the edge of the solar system, set the earth and the planets in motion around the sun, and continued to rotate the shell of the fixed stars, till much later when the first parallax distance measurement experiment was about to be started. So on and so forth, more and more structure was added to the universe, as the capability of human astronomical observation grew.

Meanwhile people like Galileo and Newton observed patterns in the dynamics of the world, which the creator had probably been running till that point purely out of whim, and probably influenced by convenience. They came up with concepts of force, inertia etc, which seemed to the creator to be a reasonable way to run the world at the macroscopic scale, and so it adopted these propositions as actual laws of nature (It continued to run microscopic dynamics on whim, you see where this is going ). Better still, Newton thought he could explain planetary motion in terms of gravity … So it initialized gravity, and now the solar system could be left to evolve on its own in a self consistent way.

Same is the story of chemistry and quantum mechanics. Scientists started to find more and more patterns in the microscopic world, till they ended up with a mathematical model that well described the creators whim. When this model was perfected and tested, the creator let it loose on the universe. So it was with relativity, when Einstein proposed that the ether as proposed by earlier scientists was not required, and that a nice Minkowski metric on the spacetime could explain all its weird properties, the ether was gotten rid of, and the universe was made Lorentz covariant. Einstein kept giving god a tough time. General coordinate invariance also had to be introduced, and general relativity incorporated into the universe, because so many humans thought it was a beautiful theory, and the creator was forced to agree. The creator made the mistake of leaving behind redshifts in distant galaxies, and now consistent signatures of the big bang had to be created. Some errors in calculations on its part, led to the scientific community to finally conclude that there must be dark matter and dark energy. And then there was dark matter and dark energy!
In the twenthieth century poor god had to create a QED vacuum, an electroweak vacuum with a broken symmetry, a horribly complex, yet beautiful as ever, QCD vacuum. And fortunately these things did not outright contradict the laws having been imposed on the large scales. But we kept nitpicking, found mathematical inconsistencies, and launched into string theory. Poor god! It was bad enough having to keep track of so…o many 0D fundamental particles, but now it had to start doing dynamics of 1D fundamental objects?

These days the creator must be going mad. Every morning it must be rapidly reading through all the journals of physics, hoping someone comes up with a TOE (theory of everything), so that this game can be ended once and for all declaring us the winners, setting up these laws in the universe, so that it can finally retire and let the universe evolve on its own.

But what if we have reached a stalemate? What if its mathematically impossible (mathematics is assumed sacred here) to model god's disparate whims in one consistent framework? What if god has given up? Does there need to be a good theory of quantum gravity?